Chuckles

This is a great "pick up" line, courtesy of www.linesthataregood.com

-Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. We could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while. A few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a big house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom. We have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, you're stressed and stop taking care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. It's so sad. Think about the children. So for God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.

Classes started this week and I am so tired. Got out of class a bit early on saturday and roamed around the village for a bit before heading home. Stumbled upon this tasty cheese from Murray's - Bleu d'Auvergne (french blue cheese). So f-ing good.

Song for today: Shoot the Moon - Norah Jones

Silly blogthing

HOW TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am 31% Asshole/Bitch.

I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me.

Take the
Asshole/Bitch Test
@ FualiDotCom

I am such a dink

Was anyone ever going to tell me that the show is called Sex AND the city and not Sex IN the city??????????

In Dunkin Donuts today 'looking' for someone...they had this wheel so I spun it and landed on:
COCONUT - You live for adventure, travel and happy hour.
Weird!!! So I made PK spin it and he landed on something different but it described him also. I spun it again just to see if it was random and it landed on COCONUT again!!! Freaky!!!

song for today: Talk - Coldplay

Freak, freakier and freakiest oh and me

Integrity......I'll get back to this thought.

Nature has an odd way of forcing us to deal with confrontation. This crossing of paths in life is really starting to freak me out. It's all in the details.

Scary TV I saw tonight...a show about morbidly obese people, truly sad. I watched a reality show with Lisa Loeb, forget what its called...but sad. I guess I am missing this female gene that makes women desperately want to get married and have babies. Hopefully this woman is amping up her desperado vibe just to get exposure for a new album and trying to resuscitate her deader than dead career but maybe she is really interested in showing the world her hunt for a husband, ugh. I totally get her personality otherwise though, uh oh, will that be me in 5 years? Nah, I'll more likely be on the obese persons show heh heh!

OMG, check out what show I went to see yesterday, parking in Times Square area was a nightmare! The show was not all that freaky, total let down:
Coney Island Sideshow


Song for today: Rebel yell - Billy Idol

Drying out

After last weekend in NYC and consuming a bottle of rum (yes the small one!) then falling asleep on the train home....I've started another one my drying out phases...no booze, no smokes and no junk food. The smokes are no problem, since I don't buy em or usually smoke em anymore. The booze is .... necessary to take a break from since my tolerance is getting too high and therefore affecting my wallet.
:)
No junk food is more of a problem, I haven't had any good cheese in a really long time. Haven't had any good pizza or any pizza for that matter for a while either. I think I had some fries on Monday with DP but they weren't worth it. That chick is always pregnant!!!

Moose and I have been sleeping in her bed and it makes her happy but it's killing my back, she's always squirming around pushing me against the wall! I know it's sad but I just want her to be comfortable :(

I thought I had solved the cable dvd problem but alas it is still inoperable, F me!
I want to watch wedding crashers! The car stereo spent 2 days being worked on and was replaced, alas it is still broken and they tell me they can't figure it out. F-ers!!!! Ipod is still not back, I miss my tunes!!!!

Songs for the past few days:

All these things I've done - The Killers
Soul meets body - Death cab for cutie
Hard to beat - Hard Fi &
Someone like me - Royksopp


Take a glance at the dangers of my new career!

Silly blogthings....

Got out of bed at 1pm today with huge bruise on my ass, guess thats what I get for stayin out dancing it up until 5am!

Your Mood Ring is Orange

Stimulating ideas Daring Full of desires

Mood Ring Generator

You Are Chunky Monkey Ice Cream

Truthfully, you're too spazzy to be chunky - you cheeky monkey!

What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?

Your 2005 Song Is

Mr. Brightside by The Killers "It started out with a kiss How did it end up like this It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss" Let's just say you're happy to be done with 2005!

What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?

It's oh so quiet....

Elle a des insomnies depuis des mois.

I'm really tired this week. Thanks MLK, jr for all you stood for and for inspiring a 3 day weekend in January. Amazing how mild this winter has been, it feels like it never even began in so many ways.

Song for today: No regrets - Billie Holiday

Babies galore

I went to my first bris the other day and it was quite interesting to say the least. My cousin had a baby yesterday, that makes 3 babies I know born in 2 weeks, jeez! All boys and with uncommon names: Judah Dow, Max Jordan & Eitan Lorcan. Those aren't even with the last names, good luck with that last one!

Dinner last night with the parents was ....amusing...the water boy made a mistake and threw out my dinner instead of wrapping it up for me and I only ate one slice of cucumber, bastard!!! That was a whole lotta raw tuna chucked, I was not happy. Had game night after that and that was fun, then we all watched really bad amateur porn. I could not believe how freaking bad it was ugh. Really nice weather today, was wearing flip flops and sweats outside this morning! Sunny too!

I can't get my dvd player hooked up and that is pissing me off royally. Found this interesting statement on the back of a box in my freezer:


Now what could warrant a spanakopita emergency????

It's my party and I'll ...if I want to....

Today is the day I begin my 32nd year on this planet. Holy freaking cow, am I really 31? ...in any case at the end of the day it was a good one and for the most part a good year. I learned a lot and will never be the same. 365 days ago I was a different person and I don't regret a minute of it.

This morning I slept through my alarm clock and was awakened at 8am to the sound of Moose vomiting up some bile. I have to believe it was my fault because she had to pee last night and I was reading and neglected her...then I brought my car in for a lube job, none for me though :( They told me the stereo needs to be replaced, it's ordered and will take 2 weeks, ugh!!! So I trodded across the road to 7-11 to buy birthday scratch off lottery tix, alas the only ones they had were xmas ones and at $2, F me!!! I bought one anyway but didn't win. Good news is the stereo is covered under warranty, yipee!!!
Then went to the mall and returned some things including a dress I already wore, but bought 2 new pairs of shoes :o !!!!
Got Moose some turkey bacon and rented some dvd's. Went for a mani and pedi at 4pm and started to feel a bit bad for myself as nobody had called to wish me a happy day. Then MG called and it made me smile, then DB called and we haven't spoken in months and that made me happy, double smile. Then TD called and I totally didn't expect it but I messed up the mani so the nice korean chick fixed it for me, ps- it meant a lot to me cus TD just pushed out 9lbs 7oz last week. Then I picked up my present at the office from the parental units and it looked so cool and tasted awesome, see pic for today. I called JB to thank him for the extremely poignant card and winning tix and he stopped by for some grub and cake, he even left me with a smoke which I haven't partaken in yet! TA called and stopped by later with a very funny card and a little something, thanks!!!

In the end, I had a great day and I was happy to spend the majority of it with my Moose. Thanks to everyone who remembered, it truly means a lot to me. Love ya all.

Todays pics are the "bouquet" from the parents and a pic of me now at 31!!!! Holy F-ing sh*t, I'm old!!!!! (does that count as swearing?) Luckily I don't look a day over 25 or act a day over 10, hah!!! Boy that flash is bright!


Another cool thing, today is also Louis Braille's birthday, awesome to share the day with such a smarty pants!

I'm scared!

As I was writing emails tonight in our new apartment on the first floor (which is good for moose and scary for me) the tv was blaring some nonsense show on the WB. Then I hear, "go up and check the children" !!! Could it be "When a Stranger Calls"??? THE scariest movie I have ever seen??? So I make a mad dash into the living room and it was! A remake of the movie is coming out in February!!! As if I am not plagued with enough fear of people hiding in my house and waiting for me...damn I'm freaking scared so I'm going to see King Kong and my man Jack black, holla!


pic today is from New Year's Eve, the food was mint!!!!


No song for today as my IPOD is busted and had to have Best Buy send it back and fix it.
Then this morning my car speakers busted!
This year is starting off with a bang, a silent one!