Chuckles

This is a great "pick up" line, courtesy of www.linesthataregood.com

-Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. We could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while. A few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a big house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom. We have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, you're stressed and stop taking care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. It's so sad. Think about the children. So for God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.

Classes started this week and I am so tired. Got out of class a bit early on saturday and roamed around the village for a bit before heading home. Stumbled upon this tasty cheese from Murray's - Bleu d'Auvergne (french blue cheese). So f-ing good.

Song for today: Shoot the Moon - Norah Jones